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The Pater Familias – Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt

Name: The Pater Familias – Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt
Brand: Printify
SKU: 31530021100640414266
Price: 50.0 USD
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Celebrate dad all fancy-like in Latin! If you're like most of us, you first learned this term from the hilarious Ulysses Everett McGill in the classic O Brother, Where Are Thou? movie.

This character corresponds to Odysseus in Homer's Odyssey, and as pater familiias you know when you're "in a tight spot" and how to get out of it (usually with a brilliantly-timed dad joke).

.: Made with a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) that consists of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for that cozy feel and warmth you need in a hoodie.
.: The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.
.: The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.
.: Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.
.: Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton

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