Direct from an actual voicemail to our local church office on Monday morning after Easter weekend comes the great Hattie, chief informant of the H.P.R.C. Hooty Pooter Refuter & Corrections department!
As one parishioner said, "I find it overly offensive to say I’m going to burn in the Stinky Dinkies. That detail really came out of nowhere. Hooty Pooter, I understand. I’m with you there. But why do I have to burn in the Stinky Dinkies if Hooty Pooter is already on the table?"
Fair question. And we're a fun-loving creative lot so this exclusive design is a MUST, lest we be hooty pootied! Plus ... proceeds will support local ministries that serve the community. So order now to avoid the Stinky Dinkies!!
Hear the actual voicemail here!
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This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.
.: Machine wash cold; low heat or air dry.
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
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